Lunamania

1. It is always good to sit in a park and chat with old and new friends while eating potato chips and drinking wine.
2. "Happy Pride!" remains a bizarre holiday greeting.
3. Pride is still a holiday in search of an Official Food. Thus, in Lunamania, it is not a real holiday.
4. As evidenced by the large number of pierced dykes in their bras and jockey shorts hurling themselves (willingly) down a muddy slope, there are too many white dykes in Dolores Park.
5. The average wait for a bathroom before, during and after dyke march remains 45 minutes.
6. Somehow the Asian dykes always find each other. I have yet to determine whether this is reassuring or just plain scary.
7. Despite my generally skeptical attitude, I continue to be awed by the hoards of queer women, trannies and our bio boy supporters.
8. And I'll always take: dyke march over Pride Parade brought to you by Skyy Vodka and Bank of America; doritos over fritos; harry potter over narnia; Tribe over Black Eyed Peas --wait, they aren't even in the same league; DJ Krush over DJ Clue; chocolate chip over oatmeal raisin; and finally, Lunamania over household chores and basic hygeine.