Canada
In the US today is an occasion for NPR devotees and flickr freaks to Do Stuff to commemorate the Dave Barry inspired, Talk Like a Pirate Day. Yar.
No segue.
A little fairy boy rocks his pink polo shirt on the first day of school. Other students call him a homo and make his life miserable. Two older students organize a huge campaign to wear pink shirts in solidarity. Once again I want to move to Canada.